I tried to scroll past this, but I just had to scroll back up and reblog.
^^Same. I almost scrolled past it and was like nope, I have to.
If NES games were made today
A gallery of what some popular NES games would look like if the industry norms of 2013 were applied to them.
Created by Hugues Johnson
Guns replaced by a thumbs-up by Thumbs & Ammo
One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war……
Mmm, smells like success.
If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.
woAH WAIT PLOT TWIST
“This is the conceptual Dildomaker from designer Francesco Morackini. It’s like a giant pencil sharpener except it shapes things into peens. Definitely not the kind of thing you’re gonna want to carry around in a purse.”
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
Obviously this was created for vagitarians who don’t care to be pleasured with meat…..